A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Arkansas joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Arkansas. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Arkansas, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Arkansas, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Arkansas joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
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